As spoken by Cheer's Norm........

Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. So let's cut to the happy ending, eh Wood.

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.

Norm: I know, and if she calls, I'm not here.

Woody: How's it going Mr. Peterson?

Norm: It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk-bone underwear!

Woody: What's the story Norm?

Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

Coach: What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?

Norm: Going down?

Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nippin' at your nose?

Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nippin' at my liver, huh?

Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Alright Wood, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty.

Coach: What's going down, Normie?

Norm: My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

Coach: How about a beer, Norm?

Norm: Hey, I'm high on life, Coach...Of course, beer is my life.

Woody: What's going on Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Another layer for winter, Wood. Gimme a beer.

Sam: What'd you like, Normie?

Norm: A reason to live. Gimme a beer Sammy.