Frankenmuth Brewing Company - Frankenmuth Amber Ale
- Alcohol by Volume: 5.0%
- Int’l Bittering Units (IBUs): 23
- Serving Temperature: 40-45° F
AMERICAN BREWER - Reuters reports that the Australian sex industry is cleaning up its act and seeks a ban on the export of bulls’ penises to Asia, where they are prized as an aphrodisiac. One Australian meat company alone, Tenor PTA, has flown 8,000 frozen bull pee pees to China. Typically, the penises are boiled for soup or ground into a fine penis erectus powder. So now you’re wondering, "just what the "H" "E" double hockey sticks all this has to do with beer. Well... to make full use of the Torro’s manlihood, the industry has been converting the scrotum sac into insulators for slipping over the base of cold beer cans. "We’ve dried about 1000 scrotums for beer cans," said Tenarra’s Fred MacDonald, "and they make great Christmas presents. They’re quite nice to touch." Do you suppose Fred knew the tape recorder was on when he said that?
Lautering - The process of separating the spent grains from the sweet wort with a straining apparatus. From the German lauter meaning clarifying.
Prohibition era - Thirteen years, ten months and eighteen days of pure hell.
Resin scum - The brownish substance found on the froth of beer during primary fermentation.
Zymology - The science or study of fermentation. Syn: zymurgy.
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